1.- What are you wearing?
Ebony Mail of Frost Resistance +3
2.- Ever been in love?
I masturbate daily.
3.- Ever had a terrible breakup?
4.- How tall are you?
5.- How much do you weigh?
255 pounds of glorious all American beef
6.- Any tattoos?
7.- Any piercings?
Harley/Ivy or Harvy
9.- Favorite Show?
Heil Honey I'm Home!
10.- Favorite bands?
Changes every hour, at the moment: Rush/Sublime
11.- Something you miss?
12.- Favorite song?
13.- How old are you?
I don't remember.
14.- Zodiac sign?
I have crabs.
15.- Quality you look for in a partner?
Someone who can keep me interested, who can read me better then i can read them.
16.- Favorite Quote?
"Modern Man" by George Carlin
17.- Favorite actor?
18.- Favorite color?
19.- Loud music or soft?
Soft as my dick.
20.- Where do you go when you’re sad?
I have a corner for that.
21.- How long does it take you to shower?
No longer then an hour.
22.- How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
23.- Ever been in a physical fight?
Please refer to the question regarding my weight.
24.- Turn on?
The lights are already on though.
25.- Turn off?
You just asked me to turn them on!
26.- The reason I joined Deviantart?
I need a profile in order to leave comments and view nudity and do stupid shit like this.
THE GOD DAMN OCEAN
28.- Last thing that made you cry?
29.- Last time you said you loved someone?
30.- Meaning behind your DeviantArt Name?
I couldn't think of ANYTHING else.
31.- Last book you read?
Through the Looking Glass
32.- The book you’re currently reading?
Drac Stoker's - Bramula
33.- Last show you watched?
Game of Thrones
34.- Last person you talked to?
35.- The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
I don't have a phone, therefore i cannot text.
36.- Favorite food?
37.- Place you want to visit?
38.- Last place you were?
39.- Do you have a crush?
Sorry, out of soda.
40.- Last time you kissed someone?
These are virgin lips my dear.
41.- Last time you were insulted?
My existance is an insult, and a damn good one at that.
42.- Favourite flavour of sweet?
43.- What instruments do you play?
44.- Favourite piece of jewellery?
45.- Last sport you played?
46.- Last song you sang?
Haul Away Joe
47.- Favourite chat up line?
Jesus Fucking Christ.
48.- Have you ever used it?
I just finished oiling it.
49.- Last time you hung out with anyone?
I masturbate daily.